Just got my first financial aid package

Why is college so expensive?! fuuuck. We need to do something about this. 

kateoplis: coketalk: Senator Janet Howell, Baddass Bitch of the Day To protest a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound before having an abortion, Virginia State Sen. Janet Howell (D-Fairfax) on Monday attached an amendment that would require men to have a rectal exam and a cardiac stress test before obtaining a prescription for erectile dysfunction medication. “We need some gender equity here,” she told HuffPost. “The Virginia senate is about to pass a bill that will require a woman to have totally unnecessary medical procedure at their cost and inconvenience. If we’re going to do that to women, why not do that to men?” Stupendous. 

mykindafairytalee: Ninja: Eat, Sleep, Assassinate. (by Leesamaree)

captain-sonic: ladyatheist: buttsetcetera: jayoublie: luchadorable: Attacking ALL straight people is bullshit and insulting. Straight-shaming, much? …Are you being sarcastic? What do you want to change here? Add a little asterisk and a disclaimer, “*this is a satirical message directed to straight people who have asked queer people these questions; ignore it if it doesn’t apply to you?” That’s a bit wordy. lol oh my god  STRAIGHT-SHAMING FOREVER tbh Straight-shaming?!?! lmao!!!!!!!!!!! WILL SOMEONE THINK OF ALL THE STRAIGHT PEOPLE?!! THE STRAIGHT PEOPLE WHO AVOIDED BY THEIR FAMILY IF THEY COME OUT, CANNOT WALK THE STREET HOLDING HANDS WITHOUT BEING JUDGED AND GET BULLIED BECAUSE THEY’RE STRAIGHT YO!!!! How dare the makers of these posters use sarcasm to point heterosexist assholes out on their bullshit!/sarcasm Straight-shaming. Best fucking joke I heard in a while.

mephist0phelian:

I fucking hate pubic hair.

stellasdive: anotherhotminute: qtata: frufii: surfbunny: whenthesongends: HOW TO CHEAT ON A SCANTRON- Because i hate you all and exams are coming up , Here is a little trick to help you cheat on these scantrons for your exams. I used to do this all the time back in high school  . Before i tell you how to cheat let me explain a little about scantrons. When they get ran through the machine when an answer is wrong it marks it on the side. When it is done scanning all the answers at the end it will tally how many is marked then count the score. Now how to cheat is simple. Take a chapstick because it is wax. Run it one time through the part circled in the picture. If you didnt know you cant write on wax. So when you get a wrong answer and the machine tries to mark the scantron it wont print the tally and it wont count your answer as wrong ! Simple as that. Very simple very easy. Happy cheating everyone . WHERE THE FUCK WAS THIS WHERE I FAILED SCHOOL? alright this is awesome but how the fuck am i gonna sneakily rub chapstick on tit i would totes do this, but our scantons dont look at all like this ): Now I get told about this? Are you kidding me?!?!? Wouldn’t the oils in the chapstick leave an oily mark? i need to test this

I really love elephants.
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